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Picture Day
Great picture, right? “Like a magazine cover photo,” said the photographer this afternoon. If you only knew the mental strife behind that photo. What we had to do to get her to cooperate….Oh….my…3. I thought I had escaped the wrath of the terrible two’s. My daughter is a very good kid, and extremely well spoken…
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The Hurty Chokes.
Well, that does it. I can no longer cast looks at other parents who bring their hacking, runny-nosed child out to the store…or to playgroup…or in my case, for Friday night pizza. Armed with hand sanitizer and a gigantic wad of Kleenex, we toughed it out. Call it part of my “I now have 2…
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Threshing Machine $1.00
It’s a racket, isn’t it? Woman’s face cream? Retailers seem to pin a bulls-eye on our backs when we hit 30, and keep the pressure at level ‘insane’ until we’re ‘allowed’ (by their standards, it seems) to relax and embrace our wrinkles around age 70. I used to think I was cleverly avoiding this by…
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Swim Goggles
My oldest daughter, Brianne, is about to turn 3. For her birthday, she would like swim goggles and a pair of running shoes. God Bless her. This is the third year we’ve taken swim lessons, and Brianne is still afraid to go under the water. Even in the bathtub, she get’s mad when water get’s…
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The Skinny Jeans
Rain. Is it worse than snow? Yes. Until March. When you’re tired of avoiding your morning run for fear of falling on snow and ice and opt for dripping wet instead. Come to think of it, rain has caused a little shift in my lane of logic in recent months. See, I have this thing.…
